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Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass
Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.
by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020
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Fartsel

Can you stop PEEING ON MY FACE TIMOTHY!?!? Ohhhhhhhh my GOD, your SUCH a fartsel.
by bobtheslobthebob February 8, 2021
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fartver

When it's over, but it's fartver.
Oh shartly? Oh blartly? I'm sub-8, it's fucking fartver.
by fartlossus March 1, 2022
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Fartronomy

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.
Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.
by joseph blough April 12, 2022
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Fartsnaggled

"bro you hungry?" "yeah bro, why?" then they would continue to say "Get Fartsnaggled, noob" and fart in their hand and shove it in their face
by TheKingPotatoo November 15, 2022
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Fartpology

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.
I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.
by Ppboystew November 21, 2022
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Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
by fishkka August 11, 2010
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