A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"
by PalaceofWisdom July 14, 2009
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one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.
one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.
douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)
non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"
non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"
by Fenix Rizing February 16, 2010
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by iliveanddie December 18, 2008
Get the Douchebaggot mug.A person who has surpassed the simple "douche bag" they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.
by BigDickBallerrrr March 2, 2011
Get the Douche Lord mug.Man I was playing Halo 3 with Jimmy the other day and I never realized how much of a Halo Douchebag he was. Does he not have a life?
by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008
Get the Halo Douchebag mug.Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionary Douche mug.("DB") Someone who goes around acting as if they know everything, when in reality, they don't know anything. A bullshit artist that fakes their way through life by sucking up to anyone who the DB believes can advance them socially or economically. As the DB is extremely annoying to anyone around him, he has no real friends.
Has several catch phrases that get him through life so that he can avoid having to come up with any original thoughts. This includes "really???" as a response to most any comment, as to indicate interest in the subject when in reality, the DB does not understand or care to any degree. Another favorite is "oh, piss", as a response to a mistake made by the DB due to incompetency. Another favorite is "fair enough", as a response to anything the DB does not understand, but does not wish to admit not understanding and thus the delivery of this vague phrase in an effort to confuse the other party and hope the subject is changed.
Typically, they'll have nasty curly hair (with lots of gel added), a big goofy smile, and walk around all pompous-like. Often can be seen wearing bright colored shirts, gay shoes, vests, capri pants, and on certain occasions, a NICE suit. Has long, girlish fingernails with which he taps on tabletops in an annoying fashion.
The DB is quick to dodge blame for failures and inadequacies and make up excuses on the spot. When possible, they will blame coworkers for mistakes, and will push off work on others by citing the fact that they are "very busy" that week.
Extreme cases warrant special preceding titles, including "Captain" or "Chief" douchebag, among others.
Has several catch phrases that get him through life so that he can avoid having to come up with any original thoughts. This includes "really???" as a response to most any comment, as to indicate interest in the subject when in reality, the DB does not understand or care to any degree. Another favorite is "oh, piss", as a response to a mistake made by the DB due to incompetency. Another favorite is "fair enough", as a response to anything the DB does not understand, but does not wish to admit not understanding and thus the delivery of this vague phrase in an effort to confuse the other party and hope the subject is changed.
Typically, they'll have nasty curly hair (with lots of gel added), a big goofy smile, and walk around all pompous-like. Often can be seen wearing bright colored shirts, gay shoes, vests, capri pants, and on certain occasions, a NICE suit. Has long, girlish fingernails with which he taps on tabletops in an annoying fashion.
The DB is quick to dodge blame for failures and inadequacies and make up excuses on the spot. When possible, they will blame coworkers for mistakes, and will push off work on others by citing the fact that they are "very busy" that week.
Extreme cases warrant special preceding titles, including "Captain" or "Chief" douchebag, among others.
CDB: "I think this product was good and fun. The firm's managers were nice guys with NICE suits."
Everyone else: "Uh, no it's terrible and is probably doomed to failure. Anyone recommending it would have to be an idiot."
CDB: "Really?!?!?!"
Everyone else: "Uhhh, yeah really. It's no good"
CDB: "Fair enough."
Everyone else: "Yeah and the questions you asked during the meeting made no sense and made you sound retarded."
CDB: "No worries."
Everyone else: "We're not worried about anything. Except that we all think you're a total douchebag."
CDB: "Interesting."
Everyone else: "Uh, no it's terrible and is probably doomed to failure. Anyone recommending it would have to be an idiot."
CDB: "Really?!?!?!"
Everyone else: "Uhhh, yeah really. It's no good"
CDB: "Fair enough."
Everyone else: "Yeah and the questions you asked during the meeting made no sense and made you sound retarded."
CDB: "No worries."
Everyone else: "We're not worried about anything. Except that we all think you're a total douchebag."
CDB: "Interesting."
by Big Jeorge February 16, 2009
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