d-milf

dark magician id like to f***

guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!

guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf

by teh munaky September 25, 2010

D-DOB

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.

I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.

by Syd Barrett 1970 September 5, 2010

d pic

also can be called dp, but it's a dick pic...

He sent me a d pic

by idk_go away June 25, 2020

D Legend

A term used to show your excitement for a teammate if they get a 1v5 clutch or something important in a game such as League of legends or Counter-strike:Global Offensive

D LEGEND look at the pop fake

by xExoTicxLeGeNDx January 13, 2016

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009

S²D²

Same Shit - Different Day
(mathematical expression)

When asked what I'm doing at work, I usually answer S²D².

by Hagar Horrible Grammar Snob January 3, 2019

d-pill

Dick pill

What a man takes when he is acting like a chic.

Wallace: I broke a nail!
Dylan: Dude, grow a pair...
Aaron: Yea, take a d-pill...

by thesunaninja March 20, 2014