crysturbate 

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

Crybag

Crybag is something you need when you QQ a lot.

Timothy : "Hey, I wanted that piece of candy =*( "

John : "Need A Crybag?"

Crybag by Deathly ill August 30, 2009

cryhard 

Gaming terminology to describe a person who has become irritated or enraged enough by their opponent's gameplay (usually while suffering defeat) to start whining and/or trash talking.

This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.

1. Can you believe how much those guys bitched about us camping? What a bunch of cryhards.

2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.

cryhard by sundayisover December 26, 2010

crywanking 

When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.

I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.

crywanking by Nastypamsy March 25, 2016

cryptolexiconis orgasmia 

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

cryptolexiconis orgasmia by Anhedonis October 28, 2009

dry crying 

When you've cried so much all the tears are gone

I cried all day. At the end of the day I was just dry crying.

dry crying by Broken_apart March 2, 2014

cryptopsy 

Fucking good brutal death metal band from canada.

"Why the hell did lord worm leave cryptopsy?"

cryptopsy by psychoman364 November 26, 2003