cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

corona cry

A cry/sob/single tear that was produced by anxiety over the coronavirus, quarantine, and its effects

When I found out that I wouldn’t be able to see my friends for a month, I had a good corona cry.

by whateverlol March 15, 2020

happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm

dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night

by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.

"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"

by Måsådå September 21, 2020

bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".

Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.

by QuacksO July 21, 2021

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009