Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.

Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.

by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013

Sour Cream Tan

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.

Damn bro have you seen that sour cream tan Katie is rocking?

by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 27, 2015

Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.

My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.

by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015

ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015

Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma October 25, 2015