bog creature

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.

Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

dog-cheating

verb

when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "hi rex! i'm home!"

rex: *sniffs*

rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.

Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny

by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018

The creator of math

Go die in a hole

The creator of math is Satan

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

non-sexual cheating

Something impossible to accomplish. If you manage to accomplish this.... well good for you i suppose.

Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else more than yourself is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you all the fucking time thats all.

by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011

Minecraft content creator

A wanna be Minecraft YouTuber who reads comments over stolen parkour Minecraft videos, particularly follows the wanna be YouTuber jellybean

Minecraft content creator, a person who makes Minecraft videos about reading comments with parkour videos

by Intelcomputer March 21, 2022