Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

by afcb stu October 11, 2006

ass crack fever

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

by ceav March 3, 2017

That Shit is Crack

instead of saying something is good, or swell

" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"

by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch

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by dwight mchunglow February 3, 2010

Crack and Jack

When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.

Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.

by pizzaman724 January 9, 2011

crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

by critter getter October 29, 2007

crack whore pink

Very hot pink. The type a crack whore would wear to attract attention.

Look at that prostitute in her crack whore pink mini.

by Jessicaj June 12, 2005