Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 8, 2005

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

by matilder December 12, 2008

cooter

the pink cookie, the looooooove pot, which is stormed by the multicolerded swat team, who glows in the dark

that's one leperous cooter

by Martay February 14, 2003

cootie

Dirty and smelly, unwashed and scruffy

That girl with the greasy hair looks really cootie

This word was passed on to me by a friend who lived in Essex, England and is used in that area.

by micromollusc July 24, 2005

cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter

A female that just annoys you without doing anything, just it's presence/ sound of it's voice/ a smile/just anything about her annoys the shit of you.

That girl is def the cooter of the team, can't fucking stand her!

by whitechocolatefatfreepudding March 31, 2009

Cootress

N. Used as vulgar term to insult people by suggesting the 'insultee' is a female gay person (lesbian,) that likes to eat pussy all day, everyday, and likes to fuck pussy using every disgusting thing that anyone could ever think of. You would use this term on a straight person, because as you may have thought, the insult doesn't work on lesbians, or bisexual people.

You are such a fucking cootress loser!

by Yip Yip Fog September 23, 2005