clingoff

A friend who was once in a full-time committed relationship who always ditched his/her friends for his/her bf/gf. After the breakup a clingoff will usually reappear into their past circle of friends they once ditched and pretend like nothing is wrong!

'Hey guys! I'm back! What did I miss?'
'Like only... 6 months of inside jokes so you probably aren't going to understand anything we all say, oh and by the way when's my birthday?'
'Uh...'
'Wow look at you, you used to be the clingon and now you're the clingoff! Deuces'

by veavers June 14, 2013

clinguy

A male that clings to the female on their first date, rendering a second date moot.

Girl: Oh My god I went on a date with a 'clinguy' last night. He was all over me and would not leave my side!!!

by cavrecon22 January 15, 2014

Clingon

One who leches off healthy relationships and has no real friends of their own.

Person A: Who's the new person?
Person B: Clingon.

by Jim Harrock May 24, 2016

Clingdaddy

Clingdaddy is a douche who knows to much about certain video games.

Man that guy is such a clingdaddy.

by No one shall know who this is July 9, 2016

Clingon

A person who suffers from extreme oral fixation resulting in uncontrolled dick sucking in public restrooms with random men

Check dat' hoe she's clingon

by rediculouse z-train July 31, 2016

Clingy Saniliner

When the sanitary toilet seat liner sticks to your butt as you get up from the toilet seat.

"That clingy saniliner irritated the crap out of me."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

clingone

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 11, 2016