chode

Actually, Chode IS a commonly used term for a weiner that is shorter than it is wide, I mean what else to you call that? It is also synonomous with taint which is ther area between the bean bag and the pooper but cool people mostly say taint and leave chode for a short fat wang.

Dude, that guy had an uncircumsized chode.

Wow his life must suck.

by C-Hum August 21, 2006

chode

The area between your sac and your asshole.

Mrs Majerus was being a bitch, so i made her tongue my chode.

by methoddman November 24, 2007

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

Chode

The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.

Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.

by gashdammit September 21, 2005

quasi chode

A chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is wider than it is long. A quasi chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is as wide as it is long

e.g corbin u have a quasi chode

by wowky January 14, 2006

chode

a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode

"funseal chodes goats"

by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."

by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008