Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.

You have a cat? Good luck.

by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023

cat

A cat is the most cutest thing in the world. Cats have very sweet features. It has two beautiful eyes, adorably tiny paws, sharp claws, and two perky ears which are very sensitive to sounds. It has a tiny body covered with smooth fur and it has a furry tail as well. Cats have an adorable face with a tiny nose, a big mouth and a few whiskers under its nose.

"I love cats."

"Me too."

by reiomo August 31, 2023

Cat

Cat is an attention seeking manipulate bitch who has no regard for other people’s emotions

Wow! Cat is such a fucking asshole!

by RottingSunflwr September 9, 2023

Cat

A stupid little being determined on doing a little CTRL + ALT + DEL on the writing you were working on the whole night.

"I finally finished this writing! Time to sa- GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID CAT, YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!"

by 0JayFeather1 September 17, 2023

cat

to play with the cat

I pet my cat.

by Rosedango345 September 26, 2023

Cat

A small, cute ninja with knifes on their hands.

The cat is stalking me again.

by yoshicat336 September 27, 2023

Cat

A mammal with 4 legs and stands on all of them. There are many different breeds. Usually has floppy ears and barks. It has pup cups and dog food as food. It sometimes gets put down for biting children.

A AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH H H H H HH H H H H H H HNONONONON O NO NO

It poops and peeeess 🤣🤣😂🐕 gagaghyuRSRATYUISDFKJHBVDGEWHYUQDBDHWVUSLWKDFMNVBHUFIDOKDCKVIBUGHREWJSKIXCUFHBRNEJKWSIUDFHBRBHOHGYUIEWJNSBVDCGHYUIFJRTYHJVYNHBIVCHGDBE B3NRJTGIHUY3JCXSNAJWIU34RYHTGBFNCDJSERV

“The dogs is bad”
“TBHE CAT IS BAD:”no n on o no no “

by Hiiiiiiguysitsme October 6, 2023