Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

best couples ever

The best couples in the world is Malthe + Lærke Morten + Maja Lucas + Juliane or if your name starts with the letters H + K R + L A + M

guy 1 to malthe - hay whose your girlfreind

malthe to guy 1 - its Lærke she is cute
guy 1 to malthe - nice your the best couples ever

by patric-and-spongebob November 4, 2019

supreme couple

a inside joke made about special needs kids in a couple. these couples usually last a week to 3 months no longer, and are usually very toxic and cringe. Help stop the movement of these couples. They are causing kids ages 12-20 to kill themselves. Basically a Special Needs Cult and there sponsor is supreme. Please help put a stop to this movement... #FuckSupremeCouples2019

hey is that a supreme couple? yeah why? oh *gun shot* oh my fucking god you just killed yourself

by Dababys Dick December 26, 2019

Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!

Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!

by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020

De-Coupling

When you put your bare asshole up against another persons bare asshole.

So yeah, Jeremy and I were de-coupling for hours last night.

by awildwaggs April 6, 2020

Corona Couple

A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.

“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”

by MoreTrustworthyThanGoogle April 11, 2020

Productive Couple

Whilst showering, one half of the couple gives oral to the other whilst the receiver washes the givers hair.

Alex and I think we are a very productive couple if you catch my drift.

by Akiren May 14, 2020