crap up

when u try to poo hard but at the last second your asshole closes so the poo bounces back up yourself.

my ass closed at the last second, making me crap up

by Davey Lean February 4, 2009

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Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

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craptismal

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011

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Crap

Sometimes pronounced (rap). The act of litterally spitting into a microphone saying random words every now and then, as well as yelling something queer such as WORD!

Aside from Bob Marley, crap is also big with stoners.

by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016

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