off boobs

If you're 'off boobs' then you've drunk to the stage where you lose the plot and do things that would seem outrageous and unacceptable where you sober.

Policemen: Excuse me, why did you just brick that granny's window?
NK: Cos off boobs init
Policemen: Well I'm going to have to take you into custody
NK: Fuck that you daft cunt, I'm bailing..
*NK then runs int toot wall*

by NK_Manz October 21, 2010

the man boobs

When something is really terrible, horid, or aweful. The ultimate level of repulsion; direct opposite of "the tits"

Person Number One: "Dude, The Omen was the Tits!"
Person Number Two: "Nacho Libre was the man boobs!"

by ispeakthetruth June 28, 2006

Boobs

Heavenly Orbs of Goodness made for men to grope, lick, suck and motorboat on. (Also used for breastfeeding). These orbs omit high gravitational pull that works specifically for men's eyes.

Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

by guyforyou23 March 6, 2014

Boobs

The thing on a woman’s chest. Good to put dicks in between and are sometimes saggy. All ways look good when they bounce but aren’t ass good as booty. Also good to cum on.

“Look at her boobs bro.” “that’s my sister but I dont care I still want to Touch them and stick my dick in between them and cum all over them.”

by Cum slut 6921420 November 28, 2019

non boobs

football poetry

"i will read non boobs at the game tonight cause it is teh hat."

by rina December 6, 2003

boobs

Things that make guys want to grabs, squeeze suck or hang on to.

Hey babe If I suck your boobs will you suck my dick?

by Mr. Jewell December 26, 2015

Snoopy Boobs

sumthing that taylor ungerbuehler does not have

she aint got snoopy boobs

by ryan uridel September 12, 2003