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boardies

People who have no lives that spend all day creating threads containing essential information on very important things.
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"Today the boardies were smashing on me because I made useless threads.
by Mariana Gonzalez December 14, 2008
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Board game

A discrete way of implying sex, used to avoid potentially awkward situations involving parents or people you dont know. Also useful for texting for people who have troubles with getting their texts to the right person.
I think we should play some board games tonight.

(talking to your friend in a room with other sensitive people in it)
Friend - What did you do last night?
Yourself - Oh just played some board games with the girl friend, her parents were outta town.

I don't remember the last time i played board games, its been so long. (someone who doesn't get much action)
by B-ron_89 February 25, 2009
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glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face
After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.
by Jizzle March 18, 2003
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Boast

Comes from the combination of the words "bonus" and "toast." Legend says the word was first uttered at the discovery of an unexpected extra piece of toast. Today, it is commonly used as 1) an exclamation of excitement; 2) as an adjective toward the cause of the unexpected emotion; or 3) as a direct noun, Bonus Toast.
1. "Wait, Obama is president? You mean we finally got a black man as president? Boast!"

2. "That shit was boast when the guest performer came onstage."
by BlackELKer September 25, 2009
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Glass Bottom Boat Ride

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.
by Kodiak June 15, 2003
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the man in the boat

A term for the cliterous
While your down there, look for the man in the boat and squeese his head and lick it.
by Bob The Breaker April 15, 2003
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a-boat

Derogatory word for English speaking Canadians. (Or comedians from or residing in Canada)
Hey, that A-BOAT is not very funny. He was funny on Saturday Night Live, but to make a whole friggin’ movie out of a 3 minute sketch is lame!
by sardineking December 22, 2003
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