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Bessfriend

Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.

The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"

"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
Bessfriend by MagickDio April 24, 2010
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Bestfwend 

A bestfwend is someone who won't hate you if you hang with some other people. Someone who is easily to talk to, and who listen's to whatever your saying. Someone who is honest to you and keep your secrets. They will never shout it out to the world. Sometimes when you got in a fight with your bestfwend, they always make up because that is what bestfwends are, not just some ordinary friends. Bestfwends; trustful, true, pure, not hard to get, and loving. Friends aint like bestfwends, friends are people who u hang out and stuff.. but ur friends .. will they listen? will they keep ur secrets? will they lie? All of that is in a bestfwend and suuuure u can have more than one best friend. They will always talk to you about stuff like broken relationships, friends, pms, and many more. They'll give you advise if you need it, they can just do about anything to make you happy.
My bestfwend is there for me through thick and thin and would be willing to risk their life to save mine.
Bestfwend by Bigdaddy0311 December 30, 2011
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Bestest boy 

(proper noun) Jeon Jungkook.
-also known as “bestest boi”
-most endearing man alive
-can never do no wrong
jungkookie bestest boy/boi. argue with your wall (acc pls don’t that would be a time waster just stay safe and wear your mask!) <333
Bestest boy by uwujk September 28, 2020

stupidity at its best 

The maximum level of stupid 9000+
John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST

Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"

when you are hungry, chicken is the best 

" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM

besiktas 

Turkish soccer club from Istanbul. One of Turkey's so-called "big three," along with Galatasaray and Fenerbahce.

Pronounced Beh-sheek-tash.
The Besiktas fans all brought kebab knives to the match
besiktas by jo jo December 1, 2004