michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.

-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.

by LightningandIce January 18, 2008

Angry Whale

When a man ejaculates into the anus and the recipient farts afterwards spewing seman into the air like a whales blowhole.

I came in my girls ass and she gave me the angry whale!!

by Valleymike September 4, 2013

angus

1. A brand of beef
2. Guitar player for AC/DC
3. MacGyver's first name

1. i had some nice angus beef burgers
2. Angus was a kickass guitar hero
3. There written in flame on a castle wall, was his name: Angus! "Oh," said a maiden, "it's a beautiful name." "Maybe in your time," MacGyver replies, "but where I come from... "

by lab189 December 9, 2008

The Flesh Of Fallen Angels

Kind of self-explanitory, used frequently in the Max Payne games

Guy: "My double was John Mirra, he was the devil incarnate, a fallen angel."
Evil Pink Flamingo: ".thE flEsh oF fallEN angeLs"

by ZZ Omega March 9, 2004

anglosphere

Those English-speaking nations and communities that have historically and in general based their political institutions on representative constitutional government and the rule of law, their legal institutions on common law, their economic insitutions primarily on free enterprise and voluntary exchange, all founded on a strong civil society composed of freely associating individual and groups forming a network of networks.

The pathbreaker civilization for modernity has been the Anglosphere in the political, legal and economic fields.

by Lexington Green May 13, 2005

Angelic

A beautiful, sexy, smart, highly intelligent, gorgeously astounding creature, that's weird, and yet freaky in both meanings woman. That can also throw down a mean meal that can knock a bitch out for you, steal your mama and daddy heart, all while rolling you a blunt and having 2k on lock for you each time it releases one.

I want me a Angelic.

by Wikepidia00 December 5, 2017

Angelia

She is smart. She is funny. She is kind. She always has something to say that makes you laugh. She a great friend.

Angelia is very smart and funny.
Yeah, that's my friend over there, Angelia.

by Kitty_lover♡ June 10, 2018