Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
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The kind of guy who can escape from any tricky situation. We would like to call him Michael Scofield but it doesn't match with his appearance. However he likes to fight especially when he is drunk as an uncle in a wedding. With his large ears he can counter each moves and that makes him special.
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by cute chick55 July 10, 2017
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by Mckenzie4life January 6, 2018
Get the alexa shipley mug.Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O
~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
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