hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025

Hot Flasher

A middle aged woman that is Super Sexy and going thru menopause.

OMG!!! She’s a HOT flasher!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE June 14, 2019

Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

hot

baseball boys

girl 1- i have the hottest boyfriend

girl 2- my boyfriend plays baseball

girl 1-oh nevermind

by anonymous May 1, 2022

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

Naked Hot

A person whose appearance is ugly. But once you see them without a shirt they are hot.

Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.

Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.

by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024