COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack

man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018

Balls

My breakfast lunch and dinner

I pair my balls with some cock and eat it up

by Mr cock and balls June 1, 2022

Sunday balls

Irritation on the scrotum and inner thighs that typically occurs on Sunday, caused by the regrowth of pubic hair after manscaping your shit after work on Friday, in preparation for an anticipated sexually active weekend, the goal of which being to murder pussy as much as possible.

"My Sunday balls are raging. I can't even touch them, but I murdered pussy all weekend."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Eight ball syndrome

Eight Ball Syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome

by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017

Soul balls

Shooting pool from the heart, rather than aiming.

She wasn't even looking and she made the shot; that was pure soul balls.

by KJM524 February 25, 2018

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022