Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

Bulgarian Ball Bash

Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.

- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!

by Stinky Dick Cheese February 18, 2024

ball jacking

The act of putting ones testicles in another's B-Hole. Often preceded by fisting. :)

I was ball jacking that trick so hard last night. My balls fucking hurt BRO!

by The-Muff March 6, 2014

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023

Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

“Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024