chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

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Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

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Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

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Dead-face

Deep facing a dead person or people for money or power

Dead-face or dead-facing could lead to legal trouble in the sense of who owns another humans image after death? Especially a celebrity.

by Gouh aziko April 19, 2022

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crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).

Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.

by Itsarealdisease December 1, 2010

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