Cheddary cheesey knob

Martin daly grouse has the most cheddary cheesey knob in the entire universe

Wash your dirty cheddary cheesey knob Martin

by Martins mate April 2, 2023

Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024

Knob snatching

"Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"

“They were Knob Snatching so hard they’re dicks fell off” said the professor teaching the lecture

by Autisticgorilla420 February 5, 2024

Knob

British slang for the male penis.

Bitch come slob on my knob until I bust a nut

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023

Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018