Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.
Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
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When that gomer rode his ugly old pig wheel through the parking lot, it must have set off a dozen car alarms!
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To be more lame than anything imaginable. See also: The English equivelent, with knobs Lame can also be substituted with other adjectives or nouns, such as "shit" or "stupid"
by HJORules007 August 3, 2007
Get the lame on wheels mug.1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.
2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.
2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.
1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."
2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."
2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."
by Day June 16, 2007
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"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."
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-Project Pat
by DonnieHack December 30, 2007
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Couple: "Hey Mike, Want to come with us to dinner tonight?"
Mike: "Sorry man, I would, but three wheelers are illegal these days."
Mike: "Sorry man, I would, but three wheelers are illegal these days."
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