Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009
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WANDER: to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : ramble <wandering around the house>
2: to follow a winding course : meander
3a : to go astray (as from a course) : stray <wandered away from the group> b : to go astray morally : err c : to lose normal mental contact : stray in thought <his mind wandered>
LEY: Law
to stray from the law hahaha
In fact, someone named Wanderley cannot be defined, any definition is too limited. Wanderley is someone who will say to anyone who defines them "don't define me"
He is one who will define himself, a strong minded leader
WANDER: to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : ramble <wandering around the house>
2: to follow a winding course : meander
3a : to go astray (as from a course) : stray <wandered away from the group> b : to go astray morally : err c : to lose normal mental contact : stray in thought <his mind wandered>
LEY: Law
to stray from the law hahaha
In fact, someone named Wanderley cannot be defined, any definition is too limited. Wanderley is someone who will say to anyone who defines them "don't define me"
He is one who will define himself, a strong minded leader
You know Wanderley?
no...no one knows for sure who Wanderley is...he's so mystifying, you can't define him!
no...no one knows for sure who Wanderley is...he's so mystifying, you can't define him!
by pinkcheesegringo May 7, 2011
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Someone that listens to Trance music
Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.
by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003
Get the wanker mug.one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person
also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person
also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree
"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"
by HeYzUs December 28, 2005
Get the wanker mug.Not believing in the standard pile of *baloney* that many American's believe in. Such as UFOs, Bigfoot, angels, God and/or libertarianism.
Taken from Pascal's Wager - that it is a better bet to believe in God than not, since it costs nothing to believe and you are rewarded if its true. And it costs everything not to believe and its true.
Taken from Pascal's Wager - that it is a better bet to believe in God than not, since it costs nothing to believe and you are rewarded if its true. And it costs everything not to believe and its true.
dude 1 - Rudy's astrology witch told him a flat tax will end global warming.
dude 2 - That dickwad needs Pascal's Wanger shoved in his think-hole
dude 2 - That dickwad needs Pascal's Wanger shoved in his think-hole
by Berham December 31, 2007
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