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Football Twitter

A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.
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“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”
by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019
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URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead
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Football Twitter

FtblAdxm is a nonce
i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him
by FtblAdxmisanonce May 28, 2019
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Cherry emoji twitter

Cherry emoji twitter is a group of (mostly) girls who love fashion, hello kitty, bedroom pop, jennifer’s body, and lana del rey. A cherry emoji twitter girl’s uniform is a mini skirt, crop top, and platform shoes. They love the louis vuitton murakami collab, and brandy melville.
Person 1: “Megan is always wearing pleated mini skirts and platform shoes... i bet she’s on cherry emoji twitter”
Person 2: “Yeah, I saw her spotify and it’s full of kim petras and lana del rey
by whore4dior December 26, 2019
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fiat 500 twitter

To be a part of fiat 500 twitter you must:
- Stand in front of a door in your twitter avi

- Tweet about your boyfriend and how much of a psycho you are
- Tweet about how much you fancy a Chinese/McDonald's

- Want to get your hair and nails done
- Use emojis unironically
She’s a basic bitch, she’s deffo a part of Fiat 500 Twitter.
by boriniboy April 24, 2018
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fake woke twitter

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter
Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.
by spilledtea March 7, 2018
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stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
by illumithottie December 4, 2018
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