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guerilla theatre

When a group of actors plan out a scene beforehand and then proceed to play it out as though it were a real life situation in a public place.
Dude, I saw this couple start breaking up at the library but then it turned out to be guerilla theatre.
guerilla theatre by offput June 5, 2004

Nicole Treatment 

When you hump a female from behind clothed without consent
"Oliver gave you the nicole treatment"
Nicole Treatment by adam chinese February 22, 2023

Theater Lean 

Theater Lean is where the screen before the previews comes up telling everyone to shut off their cell phones so there are no disruptions during the movie.

Keep in mind, movie theaters provide tight seating, and cell phones in front pockets aren't easy to access.

At this point, most moviegoers will lean the bottom half of their body to the left (or to the right, depending on which pocket the phone is located in) so there is easier access to the phone. They will keep their body in the leaning position while they silence or shut their phones off.

The phone will then be placed bakc into the pocket, and the moviegoer is free to get out of the leaning position and enjoy the movie.

Theater Lean can also be used to access a cell phone in your pocket while driving a vehicle, sitting in a desk chair, or in any other situation where you are seated in tight quarters.
Watch this, when the screen turns on, I bet half of the people in the theather will partake of Theater Lean
*3/4 of theater partakes of Theater Lean*
Whoa! That was a ton of Theater Lean!

*Phone goes off in pocket while driving*
Oh dude how am I going to get my phone out of my pocket?!
Dude partake of the Theater Lean, it'll be a cinch
*Partakes in Theater Lean*
Oh wow, you were right, that was so easy! I love Theater Lean!

Retroactive Threat 

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.
Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

Deep threat

When you're getting all emotional and take a banana to bed with you. Half of you wants to eat it, the other half wants to talk dirty to it. For some reason ford employees are especially susceptible to the bananas sexiness.
Deep threat
"Ugh I hate you so much banana!! You shoulda never been bor.... what's that you say banana? My pillow is soft?! Why yes it is! I really like yellow. Yellow like the colour of lemons - fuck You banana! You'll never be a lemon!! God you feel so ripe..."
Deep threat by Gashgirl March 29, 2017

triple threat 

A woman with a distinct combination of at least three attractive features.
Usually includes, but is not limited to, a pretty face, a huge peachy booty, and relatively large breasts.

This can also include other feature combinations, such as having a great personality, or a beautiful mind.
I don't always chase after girls. But when I do, she's gotta be a triple threat!

See pretty-thick.
triple threat by lewdnano October 27, 2018