STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

tainting

To poke a guy's taint

I was tainting my my husband to turn him on while he shit on himself. Guess his taint doesn't work.

by toriscool May 20, 2015

The Taint

The second movie in a trilogy.

If Attack of the Clones is the taint, Revenge of the Sith is definitely the asshole.

by frankiewashcloth July 8, 2010

taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.

by Bikes April 21, 2006

Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

Taint Garden

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.

As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden

by Peppers18 July 19, 2009