Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

SAFTCP

Step away from the crack pipe; used when someone makes a ridiculous statement as if they are on crack.

"UCLA's football team is better than USC's team" - tommy

"SAFTCP" - mike

by USCTrojan4Life April 28, 2005

Saltyne

After a couple has sex on an ocean beach, if, while walking out of the water, the female has warm salt water coming out of her vagina, she then has a salty vagine. Or, a saltyne.

"That sex was so good there's water just pouring out of my saltyne!"

by Jett Black, Pug Dittman, Skywalker Mole October 18, 2007

salty jig

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.

Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!

by robert a glenson November 24, 2007

salty jig

A black person who doesn't shower.

rob- dude, what smells?

George- Oh, its just that salty jig Jamal.

by robert a glenson November 25, 2007

salty mayo

a cumshot

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face

by mitch gibbons October 15, 2008

Safety Buckle

noun. stupid way to say "seat belt"

everyone put your safety buckles on before i start the car!

by Chelsea Challenge January 25, 2010