Procrasturbaking

The self-indulgent use of one's oven to avoid doing work.

Instead of writing my thesis, I spent the whole afternoon procrasturbaking.

by aworkinregress November 6, 2011

Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

procrastination

What you are probably doing right now.

Pass school and STOP THE PROCRASTINATION.
You are the queen. Of procrastination.

by El Kavo May 18, 2014

Procrastinator

Kenzie

Kenzie is a procrastinator.

by Dance42heygurl February 14, 2017

pracrastabating

It is to procrasinate by masterbating

I'M sorry teacher, i couldn't do my homework cause I was too busy pracrastabating.

by hamhamhammyg January 21, 2011

Procrapstination

Taking time before an important task to enjoy the simple pleasures of a long crap.

"procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas

by Leeskeez July 7, 2011

Procrastikeener

A person who completes their work whilst in class, except the class does not have to be the same as the one for which the work is being completed. The person may be preparing their work for a future class. Usually good-looking people fall into this category because they were out the night before.

Ashley was so wasted last night, but look at that procrastikeener work on Dr. G's next Issues assignment.

Tony is such a procrastikeener, I saw him finishing his Quantum Physics paper in Molecular Biology.

by kjcarte September 21, 2009