poser

1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.

Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.

by cloudwacher August 12, 2006

Poser

Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!

Avril is the queen of all posers!

by megan June 21, 2003

posers

Girls of Playboy, for example.

Slipknot are posers too.

by butt June 4, 2003

kiarra pose

the act of sucking in your fat and twisting half of your body while having one hand on the hip, in order to make yourself look thinner than you are.

why does that girl look thin in her pictures, but in real life she's actually fat? "Oh, she's probably doing the kiarra pose.

by Some Two Biznitchez January 17, 2011

strike-a-pose

Meaning that someone is annoying or ignorant.

That is one strike-a-pose queen of the harpies.

by supaDISC April 12, 2004

poser

a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

indie poser

people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.

Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.

by samuel July 18, 2004