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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.
“Omg did you see Robert Pattinson in that new movie HES so hot

Spitting facts right now”

Cow Pattie 

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs
The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie
Cow Pattie by Basket1 May 22, 2025

Cow Pattie 

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.
We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.
Cow Pattie by Basket1 May 24, 2025

flipping patties 

the act of turning a straight girl into a lesbian, based from the character Peppermint Patty from Charlie Brown.
"ayo, wanna go down to the club and get with some sorority chicks?"

"hell yeah, I'm all about flipping patties."

beans and patties 

You're gonna get the beans and patties

robert.x.pattinson 

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.
“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”
robert.x.pattinson by baldyphobic December 26, 2020