Green Monster

In Marine Corps boot camp, this is the little book you are issued that has all of the required knowledge in it. You take it with you to class and study it every free moment you have.

Drill Instructor: Ok, How bout takin out your Green Monsters and studying NASTYS!!

by sfmc98 September 30, 2009

Buckness monster

The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.

Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.

by StinaC December 25, 2008

Googly Monster

A type of monster that lives under stairs in the basements of houses. They grab your legs and pull you back down whilst you run back upstairs.

The Googly Monster almost got me last time I went downtstairs.

by Poncherello August 8, 2006

Couch Monster

A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.

Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!

Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!

by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009

fruit monster

the new P.C. version of the cookie monster who by the way was amazing and has been ruined by our stupid sosiety that is so damn anti cookie

jim hansion is rolling in his grave beacuse of the fruit monster and because of that orphine (sp?) monster from africa who has AIDs

by Sairah Malawista November 15, 2004

Cookie Monster

adjective - Describing a vocal style common in heavy modern rock bands, where the singer employs a low, throaty voice that is reminiscent of the well-known muppet character.

noun - a singer/vocalist who employs this vocal technique.

Man, I hate all of those cookie-monster bands.

by secretdonkey June 20, 2003

Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

by D.J.P. September 23, 2008