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Cookie Monster

the blue muppet from sesame street
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
mmm im hungry i want to go cookie monster style and gobble cookies
by Kregg October 18, 2003
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Dubstep Monster

The most dedicated Dubstep fans who can typically be identified by their dreadlocks, cargo pants, neon colored apparel, psychedelic emblems, and a general disregard for personal hygiene. Dubstep monsters are a combination of the homeless, festival mud-hippies, and garbage. The priorities of a Dubstep monster include: carrying the word of Dubstep to whomever will hear it, trolling urban sprawls, and appearing as filthy and disgusting as the music they listen to. Generally Dubstep Monsters will frequent any area where their unsightly appearance and dirty beats will be tolerated (such as the front of a convenience store or waiting for public transportation). On occasion, they may emit dubstep from their bodies as a means of preaching the word of filth to the general population, either from their mouths or over-sized headphones at maximum volume.
Person 1: "Did you guys go to Ultra this year?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was the best time of my life until Dubstep monsters ate my best friend."

Concerned Friend: "Be careful getting home tonight. It's late and the Dubstep Monsters like to hang out in the Burger King Parking lot."
by Meff Hunikolm May 14, 2011
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Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.
"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"
by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009
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lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.
Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.
by LGRAWR September 1, 2006
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Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.
me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"
by Fozzamario January 18, 2011
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geek monster

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!
Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.
by cody singleton April 2, 2008
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Hawtness Monster

A person that is unbelievably hot.
Brigette and Rebecca are so hot! They're hawtness monsters!
by xoExquisite October 31, 2008
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