Fozzamario's definitions

Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.

me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"

by Fozzamario January 18, 2011