Jonas Fans gone wild

when joe jonas makes a porno he will title it JONAS fans gone wild

(joe)yes beckie there you go take off ur clothes

(beckie) like this

(joe) okay suck mi dick now for the camera

(joe)this is great for Jonas Fans gone wild

(beckie) JUST FUCK ME

by Tipsy Fall down March 31, 2009

kevin jonas

The oldest brother in the most amazing band THE JONAS BROTHERS. Real name, Paul Kevin Jonas II. Basically the most amazing man on the face of this earth. Not only is he beyond beautiful, he is extremly talented, an amazing role model, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet.

When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.

he is basicaly god <3

"Girls who have strong belief system are beautiful in a great way" Paul Kevin Jonas II <3

by Kaitlyn Swinggg April 2, 2008

jones beach syndrome

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)

It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009

Allen Jones

"Smooth" as in silk or "Pimp"

Smooth as in "silk"

by Stephanie Bodnar February 8, 2004

Danny Jones

Danny Jones is lead guitarist in McFLY and sings also. His favorite words are rat leg, and homodome He's 5'10, brown hair, aqua green eyes and has straight teeth. He liked older music like bruce springsteen and the beatles. He's 21 as of this year and is dating Mercedes.

Danny Jones is way cool. To bad he has an awesome girlfriend.

by Mechanical Maids December 11, 2008

The Jonas Brothers

A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.

Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."

Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!

by MGN February 22, 2009

jonas brothers

1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.

2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.

1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.

2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"

metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them

by T dawg January 11, 2009