true uber rip

1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit

2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right

1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?

2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.

by JonnyMacBoi September 16, 2017

Too rough to be true

Outroughing other people beyond any other level of roughness, unbelievably rough.

Dude, your little brother/sister is too rough to be true. I don't know who he/she is trying to be now, but it certainly isnt who he/she was growing up.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

IDK why but it's true

When you say that, It means that you don't know why it happened but it really, actually is true!

Person 1: IDK Why but it's true, My fav show cancelled, Person 2: Yes, it is.

by Andrushencia Kotpaw February 28, 2022

on some true shii

Everything you say after you say “on some true shii” gotta be true

on some true shii Ima ride for u till I die

by The Real Christian E. May 16, 2022

true black flag

In DDR, to get one "Great" on the very last step of a song, with all the rest "Perfect." This would take away the "AAA" rating that you all but had in the bag until then.

I'm still pissed about that true black flag on Love Shine. I should have HAD that AAA!

by HeavyD2 February 12, 2009

True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.

Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?

by DukeOfOrange July 13, 2009

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003