Horny

Of or pertaining to a horn.

Mister 1: Look at me, I am so incredibly horny.
Mister 2: Have you banged anyone yet.
Mister 1: No, i wear horn armour and am calling my battle horn

Mister 2: !?!?!?!?!?!?!

by GandalfBaggins March 27, 2019

Hornball

A person who is constantly thinking about sex.

Omg dude, stop being such a hornball.

by MollyD January 2, 2009

Vaccine horny

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.

John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.

by The office of pmac August 20, 2021

hornpub

What you look up when you've already nutted and are just looking for shit to do.

wow that was hot. I wonder if hornpub is a thing....oh, no its not.

by The Roponian October 13, 2019

paper hornet

A piece of tightly rolled paper bent in half lengthwise and shot from a rubber band "slingshot style".

I was sitting in math class when Jimmy shot a paper hornet at the back of my head and now I have a huge welt.

by CrazyMan June 6, 2004

horny goat weed

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.

This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.

by ATON02 December 23, 2004

hornybitchtard

A retarded, horny bitch.

Man, Paris Hilton is a hornybitchtard.

by Jocavovo Mopipipia September 27, 2009