gooned

to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)

wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.

gooned by Ria (look at the definition of me) December 28, 2005

goose poop 

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.

Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.

goose poop by steelnip April 3, 2008

goose hole 

another word for one's anus.

I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.

goose hole by juanyswany November 21, 2015

Goosebumpin' Uglies 

Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.

'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'

'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'

'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'

Goosebumpin' Uglies by ekkiej September 18, 2017

goose boobs 

charlotte watson

charlotte watson has goose boobs

goose boobs by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020

goose 

The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.

Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”

goose by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020

Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

Gooned by Goon the goon November 1, 2021