The Ford Festiva Fiesta! 

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

The Ford Festiva Fiesta! by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020

the duck flies at midnight 

A codename, stands for "Party at Darlene's Bar"

"So is the duck gonna fly at midnight?"
"Yup. We're gonna get so cronked"

the duck flies at midnight by Mimi January 28, 2005

cum fiesta 

Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.

You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.

cum fiesta by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006

firestarter 

A girl who won't get wet and will use your cock as Kindling in her vaginal fire.

That girl was a firestarter.

firestarter by Erock April 6, 2004

firestarter 

Somebody who basically starts fires for fun or to do damage to a person or a person's property. Usually fucked up in the head in some way. See arson.

"That firestarter bitch burned down my house, now I'm going to kill her and cut off her fucking head!"

firestarter by IceWarm November 21, 2004

Fireslayer 

Another name for a gangster fireman.

Normally people with the name "fireslayer" are people with great power on ladders and do alot of voluntary help towards a community.

Hey, your such a fireslayer.

You fireslayer, please dont forfeit my team.

Fireslayer by Goldenhalk September 20, 2009

Fiesta Pack

Sticking one's penis in someone's ear between 11pm and 11am, preferably while they are sleeping

"I slept at Richard's house and woke up to a fiesta pack!"

Fiesta Pack by Rusty Pockets December 7, 2009