1 definition by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan
Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.
You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.
by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006