French Corndog

When you wrap your member in a crepe or pancake and your partner eats it off.

My girlfriend wanted breakfast in bed so I gave her a French Corndog.

by Mediumwell October 6, 2020

french personality

A nice way of stating that someone is a sex-addict

I wouldn't say that Louis is a full-blow sex-addict, he just enjoys exploring his French personality after a few bottles of red wine.

by frenchTranslator October 15, 2020

French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.

Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.

by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012

French Trigger

When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.

Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.

by T-$ Records June 7, 2023

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023