Flodscuery

A debaucherous night out with friends, typically spent at a ski bar.

Bro, sick runs today! Flodscuery at the Matterhorn??

by StrayteEDGE January 30, 2026

Flowdara

That grounded, magnetic energy someone has when they’re fully in their rhythm.

I don’t know what shifted, but today was pure flowdara.

by xmagic February 12, 2026

Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

by Choagiefest May 30, 2025

Flood16

Balding Canadian who loves cars. Finds modern language incomprehensible. Regularly takes up 2 seats when sitting down.

God I’m glad we didn’t invite Flood16 huh.

Yeah we gotta pay for 2 tickets to a movie for him normally. Saved us money!

by DrProtogen June 4, 2025

fliddermyte

A person who is being delightfully stupid, gloriously clueless, or confidently wrong in a way that’s more funny than upsetting. A fliddermyte isn’t malicious; they’re just having a temporary brain-flatline moment, and everyone gets to laugh about it, including them. Used affectionately to call out daft behaviour without actual malice.

Totally made up word that sounds like it crawled out of a cartoon and decided to roast people politely.

Copyright Robert Hughes

“Mate… you tried to fix the car with a spoon. Stop being a fliddermyte.”
“She texted her ex and forgot to hit send. Absolute fliddermyte behaviour.”
“I love him, but he’s a lovable fliddermyte sometimes.”

by CrunchyPooStain January 1, 2026

Jaykub Floyd

one of a kind
honest morals
beautiful hair(so he thinks)
hott body
loves long talks on the phone with lindsay
smart
hott
did i say hott?
i did
hes so hott
i think i might want to marry this man
not only is he hott but i love him
and wouldnt be able to love anyone else like i do him :D

whoa jaykub floyd is so hott.

by Lindsay Taylor January 13, 2009

Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011