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fliddermyte

A person who is being delightfully stupid, gloriously clueless, or confidently wrong in a way that’s more funny than upsetting. A fliddermyte isn’t malicious; they’re just having a temporary brain-flatline moment, and everyone gets to laugh about it, including them. Used affectionately to call out daft behaviour without actual malice.

Totally made up word that sounds like it crawled out of a cartoon and decided to roast people politely.

Copyright Robert Hughes
“Mate… you tried to fix the car with a spoon. Stop being a fliddermyte.”
“She texted her ex and forgot to hit send. Absolute fliddermyte behaviour.”
I love him, but he’s a lovable fliddermyte sometimes.”
by CrunchyPooStain January 1, 2026
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