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Fatherland

A country inflicting war upon another nation
Is fighting for your Fatherland really glorious?
by X May 13, 2005
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Farther

Sneak over to Tanner's house in the middle of the day without him knowing and take a picture of his house.
Hey let's go farther today and peg his window with oranges.
by Marcius Firath March 3, 2011
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father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.
The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.
by LB the GM January 19, 2010
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Father Fleming

The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These
Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt
by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010
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Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.
Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!
by bport July 12, 2010
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willing father

Your local Priest. ;-)
St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.
by MsMissa August 25, 2004
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you are the father

People who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime 'reality' talk shows such as Maury Povich, etc.
You know Steve?

Yeah, why?

Oh he finally got a job.

Why was he 'You are the father'?

Yeah like all day long bro..
by 1948ers December 27, 2011
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