vanillia face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanillia face?

by John Doe33 October 13, 2006

Face date

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.

Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.

by vdux1 April 14, 2009

face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

by Aaronomus November 25, 2013

ass-face to the wind

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

by joshula December 9, 2008

smooth face

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.

"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"

by clubba laing June 14, 2007

joto face

One whose face is most definitely homosexual looking.

Look at that joto face over their, he looks like Liberace.

by john nathansville October 20, 2007