Eduardo

Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.

Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.

by Your Mother II January 1, 2012

Team Edward

One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.

Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.

by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010

eduardo

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)

"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."

by sue August 31, 2008

Edgar

Fatass,Faggot,annoying, and just a flat out peice of shit

Damn Edgar's such a fatass

by NIBBAGE February 14, 2019

Edward 40 Hands

A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.

Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.

Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?

by jimininy billy bob June 8, 2021

Edgar Allan Poe

An extremely depressed man that wrote stories about murder and death. Everyone that he ever loved died of Tuberculosis. He finally got so desperate that he married his 13 year old cousin. Probably was a serial killer, but nobody wanted to arrest him because they were too afraid that he would give them tuberculosis. Obsessed with a Raven and carries it around all the time like a little creep.

Annabel Lee: Edgar, I have Tuberculosis.
Edgar Allan Poe: Go Figure.

by ocb2000 December 13, 2014

Edward

An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome

I feel bad for him. Must be an edward

by Helllloooooooooo July 11, 2017