Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.

Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.

by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014

Call Of Duty

A gaming platform where you get called a gay bitch constantly and get killed by 3 year olds

"lets go play battlefield 4 because call of duty is pissing me off with the squeakers"

by KnightTalos March 30, 2015

Call of Duty

(1) Also known as C.O.D.. A series of first-person shooting video games that are famous for their multiplayer mode which mainly consists of angry, foul-mouthed five-year-olds that shouldn't even be cursing or playing the game at all at their young age.

(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."

(1) I WILL FREAKING OWN YOU IN COD YOU STUPID DUMBASS

(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.

by what the fuck is a sonic February 2, 2016

Doin' a Dutto

When you mistakenly send a text message containing a terribly inappropriate or abusive text message to the person the message is about instead of your douchebag mates.

Doin' a Dutto is named after Australian federal politician Peter Dutton.

The classic example of "Doin' a Dutto" comes from Australian Federal Minister For Immigration Peter Dutton who texted his description of journalist Samantha Maiden's character to her and not to his parliamentary colleague as intended. His description of her was "a mad fucking witch."

by Rashas April 15, 2016

Call of Duty

A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.

Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!

by The_Seeker-337 December 30, 2016

Call of Duty

Shit

Call of Duty is shit

by Hambla March 6, 2018

Call of Duty: Modern warfare

A great game that throws us back to COD origins, there we see Capt Price, and others. You may experience PTSD for seeing the name General Shepherd there, You're advised. Go Dark

Call of duty: Modern warfare best quote: If you can't Identify the target. It means that YOU are the target!-Capt John Price

by uDelay December 18, 2019