system dump

Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.

Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.

We went out to an Indian restaurant last night and I badly needed a system dump this morning.

by wilkanton July 10, 2009

dump in the oven

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014

Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.

Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.

by ratnard July 24, 2012

Po dump

A dump, where garbage from a poor area is taken.

These are some po dump chairs!!

by Gooch himself February 13, 2019

Dump Truck

A wide-bottomed bitch who's addicted to black (heroin) and she can't take a shit cuz her asshole's tightly packed, so when you hear that beeping sound when a big rigg backs it up, you better get out the way cuz here comes the dump truck.

Someone call the plumber cuz that dusty old dump truck clogged the toilet again!

by Dallas Duzit February 11, 2021

trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.

Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018

Group Dump

More commonly knows as GD and the fourth and final of the Dump family. When 2 or more arrange to dump at the same time.

right wer at the service station..lets go to the bathroom and take a group dump.

lets play word association while we all take a GD

by D''' Family April 8, 2009