Anal-drunk

Being so drunk that anything seems ok, even analsex. It is relevant for both males and females. (As males can be as drunk too.)

Brian: Damn, Marte was so drunk last night that she agreed to have analsex.
Dave: Its great when your girl is Anal-drunk.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

Sims drunk

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019

Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

by msand419 October 20, 2012

dick drunk

After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.

Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.

In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".

I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.

Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug

by ReoB October 1, 2015

Fuck as drunk

"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.

"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."

by Zephyr135 November 27, 2011

teh drunk

A person, who is in the act of using the computer while drunk.

Lisa- Greg was teh drunk last night, and told me he wanted to bang me on MSN.
Joe- Don't worry, he said the same thing to me...

by mrcool January 15, 2007